Out of the Woods

from golf channel

I am really not a fan of golf, but i like Tiger Woods. He is like Pacquaio of Boxing and Michael Jordan of Basketball. They all excel in their sports and reaps a lot of money by just wearing a Nike shirt.

Woods’ sex scandal may have shattered his image, but not his skills. He is still the best golfer in the world.

Tiger is back after a self-imposed exile and is raring to go again. I’ve read that he can not stop playing because it’ll be a breach of contract with his sponsors. He earns $100 million a year – he can buy a lot of things, sex included – lots.

America will forget about the scandal sooner or later, he’ll be the crux of jokes but he’ll be fine. President Clinton had an affair and majority of men just shrugged it off  - yes, i only said men.

As my friend Cois puts it –
“Whatever scandal the guy’s involved in right now, it still doesn’t change the fact that he’s the best damn golfer in the whole world. Same reason why  I don’t care much about the affairs and the gambling that Manny Pacquiao’s supposedly involved in. He’s still the best boxer in the planet right now.” – I agree

Anyway, here’s a copy of  Tiger’s allegedly sex text messages to a porn star.

Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009:
Heading back from the course now.
Tiger:Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009:
How close are you
Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i
Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you
Tiger:Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009:
Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.
Tiger:Sent: 07:30 PM 07/30/2009:
Just let me know when you are headed down
Tiger:Sent: 09:46 PM 07/30/2009:
What time is car picking you up tomorrow
Tiger:Sent: 01:14 AM 07/31/2009:
Yes
Tiger:Sent: 01:27 AM 07/31/2009:
Did you get lost. Door is open
Tiger:Sent: 02:16 PM 07/31/2009:
What time do you leave. Im trying to leave. Im trying to get back
Tiger:Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009:
Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after
Tiger:Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009:
Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down:)
Tiger:Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009:
Hurry:)
Tiger:Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009:
I’m glad you came out
Tiger:Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009:
Awesome baby. Be Safe
Tiger:Sent: 03:13 AM 08/01/2009:
Thank you sexy
Tiger:Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009:
In ohio playing
Tiger:Sent: 05:54 AM 08/09/2009:
I told you im playing these two weeks
Tiger:Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009:
In about a month
Tiger:Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009:
Maybe sooner. Can’t talk now. Will text when i can
Tiger:Sent: 01:53 PM 08/13/2009:
Me to
Tiger:Sent: 10:27 AM 08/20/2009:
I hope not. So you have been with others huh since
Tiger:Sent: 10:35 AM 08/23/2009:
I hope so
Tiger:Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009:
Not a bad thing thinking about me
Tiger:Sent: 11:00 PM 08/23/2009:
I totally agree
Tiger:Sent: 11:03 PM 08/23/2009:
In conn
Tiger:Sent: 11:07 PM 03/23/2009:
Ditto
Tiger:Sent: 11: 08 PM 08/23/2009:
I like when you do that to me
Tiger:Sent: 11:11 PM 08/23/2009:
Ditto sexy
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside you
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/28/2009:
Maybe in two weeks in chicago
Tiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:
I need that so bad
Tiger:Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009:
Now:)
Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
Me to. I would wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls
Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question
Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or no
Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:
God girl. You better want to take care of me
Tiger:Sent: 03:56 PM 08/29/2009:
You do. Need more of it
Tiger:Sent: 03:59 PM 08/29/2009:
of you
Tiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten
Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine
Tiger:Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009:
Whatever else turns you on
Tiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009:
You tell me what you like
Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:
You are. Always will be. Don’t trust people
Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:
But you still have not told me what turns you on
Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp
Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around
Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
For years. And punish you for not seeing me more
Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:
We will see how bad you want me
Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009:
Was playing sexy
Tiger:Sent: 04:17 AM 09/04/2009:
Maybe you can fly out to chicage on monday night and leave early wed
Tiger:Sent: 04:23 AM 09/04/2009:
I land at 930 or 10 monday night
Tiger:Sent: 11:57 AM 09/04/2009:
Great. What time so you land
Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 09/04/2009:
I land at the earliest at 8 and the latest will be 10
Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 09/04/2009:
Midway
Tiger:Sent: 01:42 AM 09/07/2009:
I cant wait to see you as well. What time do you land again
Tiger:Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009:
You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523. Phone 630 990 5800
Tiger:Sent: 11:38 AM 09/07/2009:
Did you get my text with all the info
Tiger:Sent: 11:41 AM 09/07/2009:
I will text you the room number when i get there. Im still in boston
Tiger:Sent: 11:43 AM 09/07/2009:
I have to check in to get the room
Tiger:Sent: 11:44 AM 09/07/2009:
I should get there before you anyways
Tiger:Sent: 12:27 PM 09/07/2009:
In about 3 hours
Tiger:Sent: 12:30 PM 09/07/2009:
I will be there before you for sure
Tiger:Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009:
You just make sure you take care of me when you get here
Tiger:Sent: 06:28 PM 09/07/2009:
Great
Tiger:Sent: 06:30 PM 09/07/2009:
Let me know when your about 20 out i will order dinner. And what would you like to eat
Tiger:Sent: 06:33 PM 09/07/2009:
I am pretty tired after today. I am going to go to sleep early
Tiger:Sent: 06:53 PM 09/07/2009:
How close are you
Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009:
What do you want to eat
Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009:
Anything simple
Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:
No turkey unless it’s a club sandwich
Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/07/2009:
How close
Tiger:Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009:
Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.
Tiger:Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009:
Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got here
Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009:
Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears
Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009:
Are you close to being ready
Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009:
Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now
Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful
Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
Room358
Tiger:Sent: 09:59 PM 09/07/2009:
Make it ok
Tiger:Sent: 10:01 PM 09/07/2009:
Ok. Lights out. Good night sexy
Tiger:Sent: 08:49 AM 09/08/2009:
Hope you slept as good as i did. I just woke up which is un heard of
Tiger:Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009:
So when can i have that ass again
Tiger:Sent: 12:40 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be back in a couple hours
Tiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009:
I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go:)
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity
Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you
Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight
Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Maybe
Tiger:Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be over in 10mins
Tiger:Sent: 03:40 PM 09/08/2009:
Why dont you come over here now instead
Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 09/08/2009:
Enter thru room 360. Its next door
Tiger:Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009:
Hurry so i come in that ass
Tiger:Sent: 03:54 PM 09/08/2009:
Let me know when you leave your room
Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/08/2009:
You felt amazing to baby. How much was your flight by the way
Tiger:Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009:
Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonight
Tiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009:
Parent hood melt down:)
Tiger:Sent: 08:01 PM 09/08/2009:
How much was your flight
Tiger:Sent: 05:03 AM 09/09/2009:
Shit i fell back to sleep. just woke up. I have to leave in about 15 mins. I tee off at 700
Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009:
Great thing is we have a life time of this
Tiger:Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009:
I know that. Thats why i wont do that.
Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I’m not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal
Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a
Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
fish bowl
Tiger:Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009:
Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch. He doesnt know about us, obviously
Tiger:Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009:
This has been a total shit trip. Im sorry i fucked up last night. And this shit. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together.
Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009:
Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything
Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009:
I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened
Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck

Bayani is way ahead of us

Bayani FernandoI never liked listening to politicians rendering their speeches. It’s very seldom I hear something the audience doesn’t expect to hear. It’s almost always a cliché.

Not BF though. He makes you understand and think. There’s always logic behind his one-liners and you have to stay glued to understand. You have to wait to believe. It is him – no shortcuts.

In chess, my father told me to think at least 4 moves ahead. It’s not that easy because I also have to think of my opponents’ possible move against my every move. So I can be thinking of 4 to the nth possible exchanges. I can only simulate 3 moves ahead until now – if Bayani plays chess, I think he can perk it up to 8 moves. I am a witness on how he transformed Marikina into what it is right now – a very progressive city. It was not easy for him at first. He received a lot of opposition from political adversaries and City residents as well. They didn’t understand BF. But he pursued his vision nonetheless. After the 3 year transformation of Marikina, the same Marikina residents who hated him calmly voted for him again – and again. Moreover, his exemplary leadership and discipline became the pillars of this small progressive city. His Marikina constituents so believed in his vision that they wanted someone who will continue his vision. As proof of this, his wife went on to become the City Mayor for nine years.

I am also a witness of how BF made MMDA affect people. In fact, I only had a vague notion on what the MMDA’s task is all about until he became the chairman. He made changes quickly and the results were felt immediately.

I once heard him say in one of his talks – “I don’t want people going to my office lining up and asking for help” – We said “what?” Then he explained – “If people keep going to my office asking for my help, it just means that my departments are not doing their jobs. ” – We said “ahhh!”

If he says he can transform the Philippines to a better country, he will. Because I believe that he is 8 moves ahead of us. And always will be.

All for Pacman

It should have been called the “Practice Day” rather than ‘The Event”. If only they could have known, no one would buy tickets worth 500 up for such a boring boxing match.  Anyway, i was one of the hundreds and thousands of Filipinos who watched it for free, sponsored by mostly politicians and local authorities for the voting public of course.

I was at Marikina Freedom Park, going in and out of the city hall, looking for a better view. I decided it’s  better to watch it outside.  I came at around 9:30 am and reserved two good seats for me and my brother. It was under the shade and just about 25-foot away from the LED van – then I ate my breakfast.

As the match between Soto-Diaz nears its end, I decided to take pictures of the seemingly impatient crowd. When i was finished, i can no longer go back to my seat. People just sat everywhere blocking all paths unmindful of the heat and their impending starvation.

So i ended up watching at the Shoe Hall – supposed to be a secret viewing place for special guests – lucky me!

Special thanks to the local officials who made this event possible.  This was sponsored by Vice Mayor Marion Andres. Also seen on the event was Mayor Marides Fernando, Councilor Donn Favis, Councilor Frankie Ayuson and other candidates for the coming election.

So was this somehow politically motivated? Of course it is – but no one is complaining, it’s all for Pacman.

Clottey cheats

The recently concluded welterweight boxing championship match between Pacquaio and Clottey was a drag. I was right, it was insipid. I felt even worse because I felt I was cheated. I knew it was going to be offense versus defense, I knew it was going to be dull, but I never anticipated it to be a con.

Although Clottey endured 232 power punches and 14 jabs from Pacman, he didn’t fight to win. 50,994 watched it live in dismay and millions on PPV most probably felt bored as they watch Clottey stood there and acted like a punching bag. He was just avoiding to be knocked out, literally.

Every athlete must play to win;  this is a sport. And in a match as huge as this, you can not just stand there and don’t give it your best shot.

There are lots of speculations as to why Clottey fought that way, but for me he just doesn’t have the heart of a champion and never again he’ll get the chance to prove he has one.

There are rules

I was told there are rules to follow to be called a gentleman. I know a few by instinct, not to kiss and tell is one. I really don’t call them rules, for me it’s just politeness. Anyway, I got some tips from women and recalled some of it as much as I can.

- always give the lady the best seat with a better view
- on a car or PUV, always let the lady get in first
- when alighting a PUV with your lady, get out first then assist your lady
- open the doors when a lady is getting in, let her in first of course
- Still, open the doors when going out, BUT, get out first (somebody told me this, check out the scene outside first, just like a bodyguard :) )

These are the rules I did not know at first, not on instinct that is.

So are we gentleman? I took 3 short personality quizzes found on the net, put myself on the test I thought – so vain. The first two quizzes have almost the same questions and got the same results – “I am a gentleman”. But the third quiz result was 56% Gentleman, wtf – 56%?! !

So I scrapped the test and asked real people (men & women) on what they think should a gentleman do.

And I got these unedited responses:

“respect and appreciate a lady even if she’s ugly..” – JR, 29 yrs old

“hmm, don’t talk openly about girls.” – LU, 45 yrs old

“always have a woman walk on the inside of the sidewalk, avoid public fights, keep your word, respect your elders, apologize when your wrong, don’t use profanities, don’t kiss and tell, pay your bills, don’t spit…” – JE, 50 yrs old

“shutting up during arguments with women. “ – RB, 36 yrs old

“open the car door for a lady. “ – CL, 41 yrs old

“offer a ride, ask a lady to order first” – JG, 35 yrs old

“treat a lady with equal opportunities, do not discriminate and do not hurt a woman physically, emotionally and psychologically.” – JP, 26 yrs old

“opening of car doors, during s__, make her c__ first. “ – WP, 39

Some of the replies I got are generally acceptable and doable i think. But generally hard to keep. Therefore, I came up with 10 tips that could probably pass off a man as a gentleman for the moment. These tips are easier to keep at least 75% of the time.

10. Don’t be late
9. Offer a ride (I lost a cellphone doing this, be wary)
8. Open doors
7. Pick up your woman or if you meet somewhere, walk her to her car
6. Always give the better seat
5. Always be on the danger side
4. Do not check out other women if you are with one already (try your best)
3. Watch your words, don’t give them lightly, when you do, stand by it (a very good friend told me this)
2. Pay attention and listen well, try to respond please (you think this is easy?)
1. Don’t kiss and tell

It’s downright impossible to itemize the rules without writing a book about it. But to be safe, remember another rule that supercedes all rules – different strokes, for different folks. If you don’t know, ASK!

take at your own risk – quiz links -
http://www.quizcat.com/test2/25.html
http://www.funquizcards.com/quiz/personality/the-gentleman-test.php
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouagentlemanquiz/



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